The Colonel's FIVE POINTS PLATFORM

Perpetual Write-In Candidate for Lt. Governor of Georgia, the Empire State of the South!Perpetual Write-In Candidate A legend in both Time AND Mind! Fain is INANE of the GAIN! Former Resident of Odum's All-Double Wide Mobile Homes Courts! Director of WEEMUS STUDIO in Atlanta GA! Leader of the All-New Free & Rowdy Party! € SEE ! HEAR ! CONSIDER ! € The Colonel's Amazing FIVE POINTS PROGRAM for the People of Georgia! 1. REALLY GRASSROOTS HUMANITY! - The people of Georgia deserve a forthright down home approach to complex 21st Century difficulties and there's no one with more common horse sense than plain ole ME! 2. RIGHT TO RIGHTS PHILOSOPHY! - I truly believe that every man, woman and child in the great State of Georgia no matter what race religion or creed under any circumstances public or private without regard to property or station an' life or political affiliation no matter what so hep me God! 3. FREE GROUNDING ELECTRODES! - And did you know that according to Section 810-21f of the National Electric Code No. 70-1984 that any structure with electricity in the U.S. requires an Antenna Grounding Electrode driven 2.4m into the Earth and that local codes adhere to this very code?! I PROPOSE tO INITIATE legislation that would provide every person in the State of Georgia the required electrode so that homes of the people of Our Great State will conform to the highest safety and environmental standards of concerned Americans here and abroad. 4. ABOLISH COLOR TV RESTRICTIONS! - Those who would threaten the rights of any citizen to watch FCC regulated television programming whether color or black and white should be called out to explain his or her total disregard of Constitutional Law by having the gall to imply that he or she would take away our color television! 5. (NOTE TO AMOS: I told you boys they's just four!) Copyright © 1984,1996, The All-New Free & Rowdy Party of Georgia